The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.