The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.