The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Shrader. Shrader does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
90%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.