The Upright Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The broadcast shows Shrader on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.