The Shank Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shrader's stadium. Only over Shrader.
78%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.