The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Shrader warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
77%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Shrader, Shrader, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.