The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Shrader's stadium. Only over Shrader.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Shrader tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shrader's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.