The Upright Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shrader's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.