The Wide Left Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Shrader trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
88%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shrader drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.