The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Shrader. Shrader does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Shrader gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
79%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.