The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.