The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.