The Late Scratch Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
78%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shrader's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.