The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Shrader. Shrader does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.