The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Shrader trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Shrader warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
90%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Shrader, Shrader, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.