The Upright Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Shrader, Shrader, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.