The Upright Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The broadcast shows Shrader on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Shrader is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.