The Mystery Tweak Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Shrader is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shrader drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.