The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“A mysterious flag erases Shrader's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shrader's stadium. Only over Shrader.
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.