The Shank Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“A mysterious flag erases Shrader's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Shrader is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shrader drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.