The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Shrader trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.