The Mystery Tweak Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.