The Upright Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The broadcast shows Shrader on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Shrader scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.