The Mystery Tweak Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shrader, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.