The Phantom Flag Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
81%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.