The Mystery Tweak Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The broadcast shows Shrader on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Shrader gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.