The Phantom Holding Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Shepard, Shepard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.