The Dropped Pass Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
79%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Shepard, Shepard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.