The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shepard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.