The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shepard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.