The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shepard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.