The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“The QB looks at Shepard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shepard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.