The Phantom Holding Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The QB looks at Shepard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
90%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shepard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.