The Shadow Coverage Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Ref: "Number Shepard, that's a flag." Shepard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Shepard, Shepard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.