The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Shepard gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shepard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.