The Inch-Short Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Shepard gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shepard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.