The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Shepard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shepard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.