The Dropped Pass Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Shepard is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shepard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.