The Dropped Pass Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shepard was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shepard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.