The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The QB looks at Shepard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
87%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shepard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.