The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Shepard is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
72%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shepard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.