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The Phantom Holding Hex of Sterling Shepard

Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR

Fantasy football curse for Sterling Shepard: The Phantom Holding Hex of Sterling Shepard

“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz

More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week

83%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT

Ritual ingredients

Incantation

Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shepard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!

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FAQ

How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?

Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.

Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?

No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.