The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
89%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shepard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.