The Dropped Pass Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shepard was due a breakout.
- Shepard tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
78%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shepard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.