The Snap Count Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Shepard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shepard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.