The Inch-Short Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shepard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.