The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Shepard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shepard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.