The Shadow Coverage Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Shepard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shepard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.