The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shepard was due a breakout.
- Ref: "Number Shepard, that's a flag." Shepard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shepard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.