The Butter-Finger Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“The QB looks at Shepard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shepard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.